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  1. Why did the dentist bring a pencil to the appointment? To draw out the pain!
  2. What did the dentist give the marching band? A tuba toothpaste!
  3. Why did the dentist become a baseball coach? He knows the drill!
  4. Why did the dentist and the manicurist fight? They argued tooth and nail!
  5. What does a dentist call his x-rays? Tooth-pics!
  6. Why did the deer need braces? He had buck teeth!
  7. What did the tooth say to the departing dentist? Fill me in when you get back!
  8. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
  9. Why did the computer go to the dentist? It had a byte problem!
  10. What did the dentist say to the golfer? “You have a hole in one!”
  11. What do you call a dentist who doesn’t like tea? Denis!
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